I've been tasked with an all-important mission. My very life, and certainly my happiness, may depend on it. What is this mysteriously vague, intriguing, and vital mission, I hear you ask? 'Tis simple: to learn how to survive on this alien planet called "South Carolina."
However, I cannot do this alone. Starting today, every Friday evening (with exceptions, of course), I will catalog the peculiar occurences I experienced during the previous week. With your input, I believe I can live to see another Maryland sunrise. Plus, I'm looking forward to that home plate Orioles game I've been promised. *evil chuckle*
