Friday, May 6, 2011

Mission Briefing

I've been tasked with an all-important mission. My very life, and certainly my happiness, may depend on it. What is this mysteriously vague, intriguing, and vital mission, I hear you ask? 'Tis simple: to learn how to survive on this alien planet called "South Carolina."

However, I cannot do this alone. Starting today, every Friday evening (with exceptions, of course), I will catalog the peculiar occurences I experienced during the previous week. With your input, I believe I can live to see another Maryland sunrise. Plus, I'm looking forward to that home plate Orioles game I've been promised. *evil chuckle*

19 comments:

  1. Home plate...sorry, apparently you're a Phillies fan :P

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  2. hope to see another sunrise...hope you survive.

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  3. Mission received. Prepared for awesomeness!

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  4. O's vs. Phillies game? Time it out this summer and we'll invite you down for it.

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  5. To Felisha: I fervently agree with you.

    To Elena: Good work, Home Base! Further transmissions to be relayed soon.

    To Steven: What I heard/read was: "epic."

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  6. Talyorf, Justin posted two pics of mine in Devinart.Check it. You should put somthing up too.

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  7. To Felisha: I've seen them, and they're awesome, as usual. I do have art up. I'm Riftcat.

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  8. where did the nickname "rockmask" come from?

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  9. To Tim: It's from an old story of mine. I created this blogspot account around the same time. I think it should say "Taylor" now.

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  10. It switches back and forth. Sometimes it says 'Taylor said...'; other times it says "Rockmask said..."

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  11. Rockmask sounds pretty epic, must have been a good story.

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  12. That story must have been epic with a guy or thing named Rockmask.

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  13. @Michael It was a cat from Warriors that Taylor created. Good times...
    @Taylor "What is that you say?" bwahahahah...

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  14. I think my computer spazed cause it now has the first Rockmask comment(that I thought was deleted) along with the other, more recent comment.

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  15. @michael: why did you delete it?

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  16. @Taylorf: Um, planning on posting something new anytime soon? (I shouldn't talk, not having a new chapter of my story for you for several months now)

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  17. @tim: I didn't. I checked back here a couple days after to see if there were any updates, and saw that my post was gone, so I made a new one.

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